Welcome to the
Temple of Bliss
Your monthly sanctuary for embodied bliss, epic pleasure, and deep self-devotion.
You’ve spent enough time chasing workshop
schedules.
It’s time to turn your attention inward
and show up for the sacred, sexy, soulful YOU.
Enter the Mysteries
I've taught over 115 workshops in 3 years, and learned that the more people come back, the more pleasure-filled, embodied, and alive they become. So, I'm offering you an invitation to enter the mysteries and find your freedom, expression, and full-bodied ecstasy by showing up month after month!
For Every Body
This monthly membership is for all! All gender expressions, sexualities, relationship styles, and abilities. The mysteries are available to anyone!
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Whether you’re brand new to embodiment or deep in the
path of pleasure & power, this is your invitation to
live your practice, not just think about it.
Let this be your YES.
To your body.
To your bliss.
To your becoming.
What Will Happen?
I want it to remain a little bit of a mystery, but you can expect every month to be a completely different workshop and include some Neo Tantra work, somatic healing, and maybe a little witchcraft. Sometimes I'll invite optional nudity and self-pleasure, in which case everyone will turn their cameras and mics off, so you'll have privacy. Consent and inclusion are always present. Can't show up live? All workshops are recorded and sent out after (and don't worry, no one's faces will be in the recording).
Wild Bonuses, Prizes, and gifts!
It doesn't just stop at the workshops, though! Each level of membership has its own bonuses, prizes, and gifts! My aim is to blow you away with all the extras, so you have the tools to go deeper and deeper every single month!
Who's Teaching?
It's me, Lona, owner of Lona Teaches Bliss
I've trained for over 1000 hours now to bring you these kinds of epic workshops, wild experiences, and transformational healing. I teach what I know, and I live in BLISS! I share from my heart with divine connection, deep listening, and freedom of spirit. Join and see if you like how I share my message, if not cancel anytime!
Membership Options
There are 3 monthly membership options to choose from or you could choose to just buy a single workshop for a $55 one-time payment.
Bliss Initiate
$44/month
This includes access to each monthly workshop, access to the recording after, and weekly Bliss Frequency emails to continue to integrate all month! Plus, the occasional surprise! You'll get access to each workshop for 2 months.
Bliss Portal
$66/month
This includes everything in Bliss Initiate, plus access to the Video Vault of all past monthly workshops, access to the Guided Audio Library, and monthly prizes!
Infinite Bliss
$99/month
Includes everything in the Portal, plus an additional 1.5-hour Inner Circle Call each month (think of it as your monthly pleasure appointment with added group coaching and sharing), a custom hand-picked welcome package in the first month, 50% off my live Seattle workshops, and bonus content that will take you to the next level! You're gonna be blown away by all you get from this!
Say Yes to the Mystery
You can also just buy a single monthly workshop without the full membership. You can purchase that here